TOP 100 THINGS YOU WONT SEE ME DO EVER.
1.become a world famous ice sculpter
2.say, "And how does that make you feel?" whenever anyone tells me anything for a whole day.
3.tie a knott in a cherry stem with my tongue
4.join the girls swim team
5.play with a bop-it for 8 hours
6.get a job at Subway
7.release a CD
8.get a little fake heart tattoo on my butt
9.do an outstanding "Alvin The Chipmunk" impression
10.square dance
11.try to hypnotize myself
12.tell a mr.t that his body is a wounderland
13.use the word 'disestablishmentarianism' in normal conversation
14.use my moms purpul razor cell phone to order a Veggie dealite pizza
15.take a pregnancy test for the hell of it
16.drink a whole gallon of lemonade and see how long until i have to go potty.
17.watch an anime and think its stupid
18.draw things that i dotn want to
19.giggle and tell justin that he is silly
20.make a secret shrine to Opra
21.do a runway walk down the streets of Owatonna&montgomery wearing nothing but black leather pants , and a bikini top.
22. say i love you to an ugly person and not laugh
23.declare that nothing comes between me and my bananna chips.
24.submit 'Uzumaki Orange' as a color idea for Crayola
25.Run like David Hasslehof down a beach
26.Save the world from a space alien attack.
27.Eat fudge dohnuts with the president.
28.Utter the word "fabulous!"
29.Buy the morning-after pill at a local chemist.
30.Buy a pet cat and call him Shnukums.
31.Dance and sing with Barney.
32.Write a Chrisrmas list to Santa.
33.Get breast implants
34.Help an elderly person cross the street.
35.Ask for directions.
36.Design the world's first ever hover car and become the next Bill Gates.
37.Become America's Next Top Model.
38.Join the Backstreet Boy's fanclub.
39.Say “I’m getting sick of ramen I want to eat something else.”
40.Get a perfect score on an IQ test
41.Try to fly to the moon
42.Become a porn star
43.Get a car and become a NASCAR racer
44.Become emo because ramen was ‘discontinued’
45.Sing ‘I feel like a natural woman’ in the shower
46. Prove santa is real and lives in peru with the Eskimos
47.Jump on a roof and scream “RUNAWAY!!! THE KILLER KIRA IS HERE!!!” to the town
48.Go on man vs. wild and come out alive
49.use my pirate skills to hi-jack a car
50.Become a scientist
51.Every time someone talks to him puts his hand in their face and say ’talk to the hand’
52.Take up a new love for come come paradise
53.tell Justin to get some Effxor[xr]
54.Be so hyper that Cassie is forced to tell me to get some Riddlin
55.Randomly yell that the voices won't leave me alone.
56.Shout random complicated words.(ie inconspicuous; antidisestablishmentarianism)
57.Spell them out loud.
58.Use a fake British accent
59. Cross my eyes and mumble “Chocolate monkeys are eating my brain…”
60.start talking like a prep
61. Break a bone
62. Play the dating game and lose
63. Hug a random kid because he used “please and thank you”
64. Drink a soda and say “Eek! I can feel the bubbles in intestines!”
65. Say “Dude… I just dropped acid and watched Planet of the Apes… It was sweet. You should try it…
66. Join a Conga like to the Song “White Boy"
67. Think Super-man is the Hottest ever
68. Throw a party when i get my period
69.Stab myself and shout “I’m sooo frigen EMO!”
70. Develop a new crush every Week
71. Point at Shippou and yell “FOX DEAMON!!!!!!” then run away screaming like a little girl
72. Tell Harry Potter that he has anger issues
73. Get fat
74. Hand out fliers for “Save the children”
75. ride off into the sunset
76. have a perfect life
77. tell the world what she really thinks about
78. puke on purpous
79. break in to dance while being yelled at by my dad
80. say i love you to mrs. buckwald
81. tell every one exactly how much i hate them
82. hate animals
83. pick my nose
84. not blog about stuff no-one cares about
85. decide numa-numa is not the funniest shit ever
86. hit on a fat kid
87. not love my boyfriend
88. watch power rangers
89. tell everyone that the only way in hel that chuck norris got ripped like that is that he got plastic surgery
90. not love my hometown
91. never tell anyone how much i hate mr.bush
92. lick the cat and tell it that im its mother
93. make my friends to call me Miss Temptation
94. decide anime is bad.
95. hate all that is chuck norris
96. not watch inuyasha deathnote bleach fma and nartuo
97. never dye my hair
98. insist that i was born with red white and blue hair because im a true american
99. pick montian dew over pepsi
100.forgive myself for writing this stupid thing and wasting so much time i could have been using to draw!
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