Heyy
Whats up America ?
Rights now i am sitting in my 2nd hour study hall and i got bored so i decided to type my blog up!
so im supposta be doing homework but that is like tottaly boring. so yea...

im sitting next to Derek
Say hello to America Derek!

Derek:Hey dude!! (:

Any ways...
i think ill go on jibjab to find a joke ill tell you it later.

Here is some yo mamma jokes!


Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new worldYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller